May: Let's establish sharia in the UK! They'll have no reason to attack our way of life

LONDON, UK - Theresa May has published a draft document of a bill enforcing sharia law across the UK following her declaration of stern measures against terrorism.


The PM was keen to stress that if people were obeying strict Islamic order then they will have nothing to be afraid of because Allah will keep them safe.


"Think about it! We will no longer be a target to Muslim extremists and have a nice religious based conservative order," May told the press.

"And bombers would have no reasons to attack our everyday life. Especially during Ramadan," said the Conservative party leader.


"It's either that or the Internet. If we establish sharia, you can watch all the goat related porn on the Internet like people do in other sharia states," she announced.


"Sharia means sharia," declared May when asked if she means hard sharia or soft sharia.


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