Trump licked, shot Biden, citing the Second Amendment
"I've put my great tongue on him to show that the coronavirus is not as dangerous as the liberal media with their fake news makes it to serve the Big Pharma," Trump explained, spitting his fingers in preparation for grabbing some journalists intimate areas.
Asked why he shot his opponent then, Trump said it had nothing to do with the fictional pandemic.
On his behalf, Biden explained that he had no idea what lickings and shootings were in question. He said that he did not remember leaving the house for the last two months and wished Hillary Clinton success.